This handkerchief is just too fabulous to sneeze into!
Ms Button would like to think that the handkerchief was originally designed for the dapper dandy about town to swoop seamlessly and save a lovely lady from a clothing calamity when a droplet of champagne has been dislodged from its chalice onto her dress. But then she wakes up from her lofty daydream and realises that she’s lusting after a bygone era of decorum. Until such time that the handkerchief has its renaissance, it’s ideal vantage point from which to see the world is adorning Ms Button’s neck.
What will you do? Pay a £10 fine or take a chance?