Your eyes do not deceive you.
This picture is not doctored or redacted in any way.
Ms Button is led to believe that magical ASDA, home of so many delights, now has this Jaffa Cake cake nestling in its bakery department.
This is not the time to reignite the old debate about whether a Jaffa Cake is a cake or a biscuit. Its DNA is of no relevance here.
Run, run to magical ASDA now. Hand over seven english pounds. Safely transport box of sheer unadulterated pleasure that you can’t measure to your home. This is not to share with colleagues. Indulge.
Incidentally, should anyone know where to source this cheeky looking little cheesecake, please do speak up…are the rumours that it is to be found in Pizza Hut really true?